Let’s get a couple of things straight. I don’t sign autographs and if you send me a pair of underwear, I can’t promise you they will be returned to you clean. I’m a busy guy and people are always stopping me on the street asking me for directions, wondering if I need help, or telling me to return the merchandise. Bottom line: I’m in demand. Still, if you feel you must contact me, use the methods described below. And just as I told my ex-girlfriends at the outset, I can’t guarantee you will get the results you hope for.


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